WELCOME 2 MY SHRINE!!!1
Hello and welcome 2 my shrine. This page is dedicated to the one, the only, the man who has been prime minster for so long that the calender asked him to leave. I made this page becuz I am his #1 fan and also becuz my mom said I need a hobby.
After many yeers of reserch (3 evenings) I have come to a SCIENTIFIC CONCLUSOIN:
NETAN IS A PAYO
I know what ur thinking. "is he really a payo?" Yes. I checked twice. The second time I checked even harder. Payo.
- ⭐ FUN FACT: he has been "leaving soon" since before this website had a counter.
- ⭐ FUN FACT: he is called Mr. Security becuz the most secure thing in the country is his chair.
- ⭐ FUN FACT: if u say "payo" 3 times in a mirror nothing happens. he is busy.
- ⭐ FUN FACT: the payo cannot be stopped. he can only be re-elected.
- ⭐ FUN FACT: PAYO.EXE is not responding. PAYO.EXE has never responded. PAYO.EXE is running for re-election.
- ⭐ FUN FACT: this list is not fun. that is the fact.
* xivato-free status pending review by the xivato review board (all xivatos)
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🖼️ THE SHRINE WALL (100% real photos, 0% photoshop, 900% MS Paint)
I printed these out and glued them 2 my wall. Then I scanned the wall. Then I put stickers on the scan. This is called ART.
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photo credits at the bottom becuz i am a responsible webmaster. the stickers r mine. the payo is his own.
💣 THE FAMUS DRAWING (my recreation)
One time in 2012 the payo went 2 the United Nations with a CARTOON BOMB on a piece of cardboard and drew a red line on it with a marker. LIVE. In front of everyone. This is the most Geocities thing a world leader has ever done and I respect it. Here is my faithfull recreation in MS Paint:
warning: the bomb on this page is a drawing. the line is a line. the payo is a payo.
this section sponsored by RED LINE™ markers: draw on cardboard at the UN like a pro (patriot-owned)
🎩 THE LEGENDARY CAREER OF A PAYO
| EVENT | PAYO LEVEL |
|---|---|
| Five elections in four years. FIVE. The voters needed a nap. He did not. | 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 |
| The "Bibi-sitter" election ad, where he is the babysitter. Of the country. The country did not ask 4 a babysitter. | 🍼🍼🍼🍼 |
| Called "the magician" / Houdini. Every time someone says "he is finished" he comes back like a pop-up ad u cannot close. | 🎩🐇🎩🐇 |
| Coalition juggling: builds a goverment out of parties that hate each other, like a sandwich made of 7 different breads and no filling. | 🥪🥪🥪 |
| The judicial overhaul: wanted to make the judges less in charge of the judging. Bold. Very payo. Many ppl in the street disagreed, loudly, for months. | ⚖️❓⚖️❓ |
| Wrote a book. I have not read it. I assume it is about being a payo. | 📕 |
payo levels calculated by my cousin using a calculator that only has the number 5
BEST VIEWED: from the opposition benches. HE has never viewed it from there (allegedly).
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👏 THE OVATION-O-METER 👏
The payo has given speeches 2 the US Congress. Many times. The speeches were so long that standing up and sitting down became a cardio workout. I am told this is called "diplomacy".
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🔁my cousin tried 2 count the standing ovations and ran out of fingers. then toes. then cousins.
🥂🚬 THE ALLEGEDLY ZONE 🚬🥂
OK so there is a TRIAL. My lawyer (also my cousin) says I have to write allegedly a lot so here we go:
- He allegedly got cigars and pink champagne from friends (allegedly). Allegedly a LOT of cigars. Allegedly the champagne was allegedly pink.
- He allegedly tried to get nicer newspaper stories. Imagine wanting nice stories. Couldnt be me (it is me, this whole page is a nice story).
- He says he did nothing wrong and the trial is a witch hunt. The court has not finished deciding. Nobody has been found guilty of anything on this page except me, of bad HTML.
- The trial has gone on so long that this website had time to be built, abandonned, and built again.
ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY
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🧸 THE OFFICAL BIBI BEAR™ SHOPPING CHANNEL 🧸
ARE U TIRED OF BEARS THAT LEAVE OFFICE???
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ONLY 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF 1 (ONE) VOTE!!
- ✅ NOW WITH SECURITY CLEARANCE
- ✅ RE-ELECTS ITSELF (batteries not included) (elections included)
- ✅ pull string 2 hear the bear say "i will be back". it will.
- ✅ COALITION PACK: comes with 7 smaller bears that dont get along
- ✅ cannot be removed from the couch. we tried.
- ✅ official Israeli teddy bear (not official) (not a real product)
- ❌ does not leave office
operators r standing by (they r also a coalition). no real shop. no payment. no bear. just vibes.
📸 PAYO PICS (funny pictures)
My collection of payo pictures. Some did not load. That is part of the art. Do not right-click, the xivato will know.
pics compressed 2 0.01kb each 4 ur 28.8k modem
📟 INCOMING CODEC CALL
The Colonel has been trying to reach me about the payo. My mom says dont answer unknown frequencys but she is not the boss of 140.85.
warning: Colonel may be a computer. Colonel may be a breakfast cereal.
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💍 THE PAYO WEBRING 💍
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(links r broken on purpose. the webring has been xivato'd.) my webring has 7 sites and they cannot agree on a prime minster.
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